Friday, April 2, 2010

"Pay No Attention to that Man Behind the Curtain!" (Part 2): Clueless in Munchkin Land

By David Ryser & Ken Hornsby

The whole thing began innocently enough.  (Those who know us can attest to our wide-eyed innocence.  We are the poster children for innocence.)  We are former professional pastors whose unquenchable thirst for God’s presence and passion has taken us on a journey that ultimately lead us out of the conventional church.  Our love for God’s Church has increased, but we abhor the religious system and its dead traditions.  We connect often by phone to encourage one another and talk about what God is doing in us and showing to us.

During one such phone conversation, we began to consider how the movie, The Wizard of Oz, reminded us of the Christian faith journey and the modern American church.  (For those of you who are concerned that you will “get a demon” from reading something that connects Oz with church, we have good news.  If you get a demon, at least you will have more at the end of this article than you probably have now.)

Consider the Munchkins, for example.

When Dorothy arrives in the Land of Oz, she finds herself in Munchkin Land.   (The movie has now shifted from black-and-white to Technicolor.  This makes Munchkin Land appear non-traditional, but it is an illusion.  Beware of churches that advertise themselves as “a different kind of church.”)

Munchkins are cute and cuddly…and clueless.  (They remind us of the churches and Christians depicted on a Norman Rockwell calendar.)

So shy are the Munchkins that they do not come out of hiding to meet Dorothy until after the arrival of Glenda (who reminds us of the Holy Spirit).

Yes, we know, Glenda is a witch.  Relax.  In the movie, witches represent the spiritual forces of good and evil.  In the spirit realm there are beings that are good (God and His holy angels) and beings that are evil (the devil, along with the unholy angels and the demons--the flying monkeys).

It sounds basic, doesn’t it?  But just try and explain to the typical Pentecostal or charismatic Christian that not everything that is spiritual is God.  And then try to explain to the typical traditional Christian that not everything that has spiritual power is the devil.  (Throw religion and tradition into the mix, and the delineation between good and evil becomes even less clear.)

The whole thing can give you a headache.  (A brain-bursting, stress-induced headache caused by religious over-analyzing)

Anyhow, the Munchkins remind us of the traditional church that does not experience the very real power and presence of God.  Not only do they not experience God’s power (or Him), they have no desire to do so.  At best it is nothing more than an abstract doctrine only experienced by the early church.  They have gone beyond the “primitive” church (easy enough to do since the original apostles are dead, and thus cannot defend their idea of church).

For one thing, they are very organized.  They have a mayor (pastor), a town council (elders), an army (church staff and workers), the Lullaby League (women’s’ group), and the Lollipop Guild (men’s fellowship).  And it is quite obvious from their civic pride parade that they feel they have it all together.

They even have a coroner (just about any seminarian will do).  Every dead church should have a coroner, don’t you think?

The Munchkins are comfortable around Glenda.  And she is obviously very fond of them.  They hear her words and rejoice when she proclaims that “the wicked old witch is dead!” (speaking of the Wicked Witch of the East who perished in a home accident). But being comfortable around Glenda and rejoicing at her words also exposes an inconvenient and very apparent truth.

The Munchkins are familiar with Glenda, but they don’t really know Glenda.

Because when the Wicked Witch of the West (the devil) shows up, the Munchkins fall to the ground… paralyzed with terror.  And Glenda is standing right there among them!  They remain in this state of hiding in fear until Glenda shoos the bad witch away.  Then they get back up on their feet, but they are still badly shaken.

When are some people going to learn that God is a lot bigger than the devil?

Having heard Dorothy’s story, Glenda concludes that Dorothy should go to the Emerald City of Oz and consult the wizard who lives there.  (Yes, Glenda knows that the wizard is a fraud.  She has her own agenda for sending Dorothy, as we will see later.)   She describes the wizard as great and wonderful (although she never describes him as all-powerful, as he later claims to be), and as mysterious but good (sort of like how God speaks so highly of us even though we know we are pond scum).

The Munchkins’ reaction to the name of the Wizard of Oz is instructive and revealing.  At the mention of the wizard, the Munchkins bow their heads in respect.  They obviously have heard of him.  (Perhaps they have read his books or seem him on TV.)  They don’t really know him.  They know where he lives.  They even know how to get to the city of Oz.

“Follow the yellow brick road!” (The Romans Road?).  So why has no Munchkin ever been to Oz?

Perhaps Munchkins don’t go to Oz for the same reason that many Christians don’t experience the things of God the way that the people in the Bible did.  They’ve heard of God’s power.  They’ve even read His book.  They respect His power, but don’t experience it.  They do experience God’s Spirit at some level, but are fearful and oppressed whenever the devil shows up.

Except when he shows up at church business meetings.

They seem content to live their spiritual lives within an organized religious structure and accompanying programs.  And as long as the Holy Spirit comforts them and “shoos away” the devil, life is good.

“Tra-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la-la-la, Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaaaa…” (Munchkin song service…first, second, and last verses only.  Please refer to the bulletin for important information and announcements).

Or perhaps a Munchkin has had the misfortune of having met someone who lives in Oz.  And has decided that the people in Oz are loony-toons.  Whatever else Munchkins may be, they are not crazy.  Perhaps one reason why some Christians are uncomfortable with the power of God is that the person who is telling them about it does not appear to be quite sane. (In fairness, a passionate lover of Jesus sometimes appears to be deranged to the typical religious person.  Whatever the reason, a Munchkin rarely encounters the person, or power, of God.)

If you appear deranged, people not only do not want what you are selling, they also hope that what you have is not contagious.

Munchkin Land is safe.  It is a nice place, filled with nice people.  They spend their time operating their town and creating more Munchkins.  (They call the latter “evangelism,” a Greek term that roughly translates into the Munchkin language as “hunting spiritual scalps.”)  Except for the occasional visit from a wicked witch, it’s not a bad life.  And, after all, they always have Glenda to chase the bad witch away.

But Dorothy’s adventure does not end in Munchkin Land.  It begins there.  She must leave this place to start on her journey.

“We’re off to see the wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!”

Responses to this article are welcomed.  You may contact the author at drdave1545@yahoo.com

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